What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 01:01
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
Why do so many guys love anime girls?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What are some effective ways to cope with loss and grief?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!